Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Strategy

Things I will do to stop thinking about eating the Häagen Dazs Pomegranate Dark Chocolate ice cream bar in my freezer:

Spoiler Alert! I’m about to give away the ending of this blog post, so if you want to be surprised, stop reading right now and skip down to strategic point number 1.

I’m going to eat the Häagen Dazs Pomegranate Dark Chocolate ice cream bar. I’m going to do very little to keep myself from eating it. I’m even going to keep this post short so I can eat the ice cream bar all the sooner. If you are craving a special treat, feel free to stop reading here and just go and eat it. And enjoy it! I’m sure you deserve it.

Strategic Points

1. I will blog about the Häagen Dazs Pomegranate Dark Chocolate ice cream bar. This will keep me from eating the ice cream bar for approximately 7 minutes.

2. Come up with a complicated strategy to avoid eating the Häagen Dazs Pomegranate Dark Chocolate ice cream bar.

3. Don’t look out the window and watch the rain, stop thinking about how dark and dismal the day is. Don’t think about curling up on the couch with a good book, a blanket and the Häagen Dazs Pomegranate Dark Chocolate ice cream bar.

4. Eat the Häagen Dazs Pomegranate Dark Chocolate ice cream bar to remove temptation.

5 comments:

A. Hunter said...

I need to get a dark chocolate pomegrante ice cream bar. Must have one now. This sounds like the most delicious thing on the earth. I need it, must have it, mouth watering, ualllahh (homer simpson voice)

Catherine said...

I've never had one of those. It looks delicious! Is it a seasonal thing?

Anonymous said...

Try the SheerBliss pomegranate bar. It's ALL natural and doesn't mix juices, it uses 100% pomegranate juice ( no elderberry juice like the Haagen Dazs bar) and SheerBliss uses real chocolate for is coating. Plus it is the ORIGINAL pomegranate bar that's been on the market for three years.
The New York Times featured SheerBliss Pomegranate bars in its Wednesday Food section in 2005.

www. sheerbliss.com

J said...

pomegranate bar??? what is that??? is it crunchy or smooth??? not quite sure what to think, but I do know that I am going to go and get myself my own little treat because you are right-I do deserve it!

Afton said...

creamy ice cream, pomegranate flavored, with a dark chocolate shell. Although annoymous has made me both curious and a little suspicious about SheerBliss. My guess is that SheerBliss is using unique advertising tactics.

Whoever "annonymous" is, I will most likely check my grocery store's freezer case next time I'm shopping to see if they carry SheerBliss.