Happy Valentine's Day (almost)

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
--Rita Rudner

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
--Woody Allen

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
--Charlie Brown