Tuesday, October 23, 2007
And in Other News...
In a tragic playroom accident, Jack, President of Jack-in-the-Box suffered multiple, life threatening injuries when Mega T-Rex suddenly charged and attacked him. Witnesses claim the attack was unprovoked, but another witness, commenting on conditions of anonymity said, "Look at my impressive wing-span," followed up by, "I have a laser, and I'll use it."
Jack was dressed for the ski slopes but close friends admit that although they've never seen him in anything other than ski gear, they're pretty sure he's never been skiing.
It's been rumored that Jack has an army of antenna balls at his command but so far not one has shown up to offer assistance.
Jack is currently in critical condition and still in Mega T-Rex's mouth.
Posted by Afton at 3:53 PM