Memorandum
Date: 7 January 2009
To: All kids who don't do chores
From: Mom
Subject: Mom's Cleaning Service
Effective immediately, the Nelson household will be offering a cleaning service for your convenience. To request the cleaning service simply fail to perform, in a timely manner, your previously agreed-upon chores. The cleaning service (Mom) will do them for you. Just like that.
Price List
Make Bed - 25 cents
Clean Hamster Cage - $1.00
Pick up Clothes - 10 cents per item
Clean Room - 50 cents
At this time, Mom's Cleaning Service is only able to offer a limited number of specific cleaning specialties. However over time, and as you grow in responsibility, more fantastically simple chores may be assigned for you to shirk, at which time, Mom will charge you for doing those too.
Payment due at the time services are performed.
I love you.
8 comments:
LOL! Clever idea!
Hahaha. Brilliant! Simply brilliant!
Man....I charge $5 for their rooms...obviously your boys' rooms aren't as dirty as my kids! Thanks for the laugh...
Wow! For those prices will you come and clean my house ;)
Maybe I should clarify...
Prices are based on an income of $12 a month. If you make more than that, I would charge accordingly.
Unfortunately, I am no longer accepting new clients due to work overload.
Love it! I'm totally laughing right now becuase I think we all have felt or feel this way, I love that you voice it! Remember Ally Fife? She used to charge her husband money if he didn't do the dishes and she had to do them in the morning!
Who could forget Ally? I didn't know that little fun fact about her though.
After some practice, you'll get really good and be able to charge more because you'll be more skilled....
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